Title: Trek on the Wild Side (filk)

Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar@yahoo.com )

Series: TNG, ENT, VOY, TOS, DS9

Code: Troi, T'Pol, Seven, Uhura, Kira

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. The original song is by Lou Reed. I'm just writing this for fun, not making any profit, and not trading songs over the internet.

Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask.

Feedback: Yes please, here or by email.

Note: Based on Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" (1972).

Written for Round XII of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.svpress.us/femmefuhqfest/



TREK ON THE WILD SIDE (filk)

by longbeachtrekstar, October 2003


Deanna came from Betazed, Milky Way
Hitchhiked her way across the galax-ay
Shaved her pussy and pierced her nips
Spread her legs wide on the bridge and said:

~ Hey Bev, take a trek on the wild side
~ Said hey Tasha, take a trek on the wild side

T'Pol came from the planet Vulcan
On the Enterprise she was everybody's darlin'
A finger here and a dildo there
N-X-O-1 is the place where she said:

~ Hey Beth, take a trek on the wild side
~ Said hey Hoshi, take a trek on the wild side
~ ~ And the Vulcan girls go:
~ ~ Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo
~ ~ Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo
~ ~ Dooooo

Seven of Nine never once gave it away
That Borg dyke would really make you pay
She'd rape your mind for days and days
Assimilate your ass and then she'd say:

~ Hey Kes, take a trek on the wild side
~ Said hey Kathryn, take a trek on the wild side

Uhura at the headquarters of Starfleet
Looking for soul food and a place to eat
What she found was lots of gash
She stuffed her mouth with tits and ass and said:

~ Hey Jan, take a trek on the wild side
~ Said hey Christine, take a trek on the wild side

Kira Nerys is on Deep Space Nine
All the girls on the promenade look fine
She spies on them and starts to moan
Probing a wormhole all her own, she says:

~ Hey Dax, take a trek on the wild side
~ Said hey Leeta, take a trek on the wild side
~ ~ And the Bajor girls go:
~ ~ Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo
~ ~ Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doo Doodoo Doodoo Doo Doodoo
~ ~ Dooooo

(saxophone... fade...)

(End)


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