Title: Wesley's Mom

Author: Darklord ( darklordnz@yahoo.com )

Date: March 2004

Series: TNG

Code: filk, Crusher/Robin Lefler

Rating: R

Summary: Robin Lefler's views on Star Trek's sexist doctor and her son.

Disclaimer: In the beginning there was NBC, but they were a pack of wallys and sold Star Trek to Paramount for 5 pesos, 2 rusty safety pins and an old button. Paramount now owns the Star Trek universe, but occasionally I stage a jailbreak and let the characters out to have some fun.... Don't tell Paramount or they'll force me to share a room with Wesley (and I can't cope with snivelling twerps right now).

Warning: This filk contains mention of lesbian sex. If you didn't know that already, how did you find this website??

Archiving: Yes please on FFF, ASCEM and the Paradoxical F/F Archive (if you want Rob). Anybody else that wants to archive please let me know and I'll probably say yes.

Feedback: Yes please. Constructive criticisms only (flames and unhelpful criticism will be returned with interest!) can be sent to me at the email address above or posted to the Femme Fuhq Fest or ASCEM-L groups.

Note 1: Part of the Femme Fuhq Fest - http://www.svpress.us/femmefuhqfest/

Note 2: This is based on the song "Stacey's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne.

WESLEY'S MOM

By Darklord

Wesley's mom has got it going on

Wesley can I come over after work

I want to apologise for calling you a jerk

Will your mom be there? I think she's really hot

I like her womanly curves, an awful lot

You know I'm not the little girl I used to be

I'm all grown up now, Beverly can't you see

Wesley's mom has got it going on

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

Wesley can't you see, I don't want you, I want Beverly

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Wesley's mom

Wesley's mom has got it going on

Wesley do you remember when we had that date

I was waiting for you, saw your mom naked, she was looking great

I could tell that she liked me from the way she stared

And the passionate kiss she gave me, over there

And I know you think, it's just a fantasy

But since your dad is dead

Your mom could use a lover like me

Wesley's mom has got it going on

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

Wesley can't you see, I don't want you, I want Beverly

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Wesley's mom

Wesley's mom has got it going on

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

Wesley can't you see, I don't want you, I want Beverly

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Wesley's mom

Wesley can't you see, you've put me off men for eternity

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Wesley's mom

fin

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