Title: Darling Ezri
Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar@yahoo.com )
Series: DS9
Codes: K/Ez, filk
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun.
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Notes:
This filk is the product of a long commute, a car radio, and a warped mind.
Written for Round XVI of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.svpress.us/femmefuhqfest/
Supposedly, when Tipper Gore heard her daughter listening to the Prince original, she became so outraged that she started the Parents Music Resource Center to fight against offensive lyrics. No laws were passed as a result, but the controversy did lead to the voluntary system using warning stickers on explicit albums. The Prince song topped PMRC's list of most offensive songs, which they called the "Filthy 15."
Summary: Based on Prince's "Darling Nikki" (1984).
by longbeachtrekstar, September 2004
I knew a Trill named Ezri, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her on the promenade, masturbating with a laser beam
She said, "Don't you think my ass is fine?"
And I could not resist ... when I saw little Ezri grind!
Darlin' Ezri ... !
She took me to her quarters, and I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many dildos, everything that latinum could buy
She said, "On your pussy I want to dine!"
Then the lights went out ... and little Ezri started to grind
Oh, Ezri ... !
The station started spinning, this girl was anything but tame
Her tongue was buried inside me, yeah my cunt will never be the same
She said, "Are you ready to blow your mind?"
If you don't know it yet ... that little Ezri sure can grind!
Darlin' Ezri ... !
I woke up the next morning, but little Ezri wasn't there
She left me a message, stuck to her sexy thong underwear
It said, "Thank you for a lezzie time
Be sure to call me up ... whenever you wanna grind!"
Yeah, Ezri!
Oh, come back Ezri!
Your dirty little Kira wants to grind ... !
(End)